Is Anybody There?

Quotations and personal observations on all manner of things.

If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave God?

Taoism- Trouble happens. Hare Krishna- Trouble happens Rama Rama Ding Dong. Confucianism- Confucius say trouble happens. Buddhism- If trouble happens, it is not really trouble. Zen Buddhism- What is the sound of trouble happening? Hinduism- This trouble has happened before. Islam- If trouble happens it is the will of Allah. Protestantism- Let trouble happen to someone else. OR Trouble won’t happen if I work harder. 7th Day Adventist- Trouble happens on Saturdays. Jehovah’s Witness- Knock, knock, trouble happens. Unitarian- What is this trouble? Mormon- Trouble happens again and again and again. Catholicism- If trouble happens, you deserve it. Judaism- Why does trouble always happen to us?

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If 20 men believe in something strongly enough to vote for it, and 10 men believe the opposite strongly enough to fight for it, the 10 will rule the 20.

Expensive is when the product is not worth the price.
Karl Welcher, Lecia Optics

Let's take some sacred cows, grind them into hamburger, and make food for thought. Mark Moritz in Handgunner

How far can one go in fighting evil before becoming like evil itself? Do you maintain your purity at the cost of evil's victory? I'm fond of saying that if the answer is too easy, you've probably asked the wrong question.
Robert Jordan, Starlog, JAN 91

There is no statute of limitation on revenge.

There is a thin line between the roles of Paul Revere and Chicken Little. Dave White

Chicken Little only has to be right once. Dave White

Improbable? What could be more improbable than God?
Hieronymus Grost

Experience is a hard teacher. First it gives you the test, then it teaches you the lesson.

"I can't lie to you" is a phrase used only by those who can't afford an adequate bribe.
Bill McCaffery

I can't be bothered with diplomacy. Jane Russel

The most important things in life aren't things.

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere.

Nothing's harder on your laurels than resting on them.

An expert is a man who doesn't know all the answers, but is sure he can find them if he is given enough money.

Perhaps the angels who fear to tread where fools rush in used to be fools who rushed in.

You must change with the times unless you are big enough to change the times.

A sailor without a destination cannot hope for a favorable wind. Leon Tec M.D.

Self defense requires no apology. Jan Jones
It's amazing how much energy the human animal spends on assigning blame somewhere else. If it happens to you, it's your fault. Charlton Heston

A woman must share her husband's love of his work and the fire of his spirit, or make him a thing not lovable.
Nuneth, Mother of Erendis of Numenor

It won't do any good for me to tell you. You'll find out what's in the Jack-in-the-Box when you turn the crank. Dave White

Never guess unless you have to. There's enough uncertainty in the universe as it is. Dr. Who